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Showing posts with label useful. Show all posts

Friday, November 14, 2014

Easy way to emigrate in USA


  1. Enroll in any State College/State University. I recommend you to get to know about is your major strategy significant for the united states empire :)
  2. Try not to be fired even though till the end of send year of studying. 
  3. Join Work&Travel program
  4. When you are in the United States try to shift away to an disclosed location laying the piec of paper with note "I can't take this like anymore"
  5. Using hobo, petrol and bourbon - Imitate your death. Now there is no possibility to identify you. And then...
  6.  Go to the near bikers bar and shout loudly: "Hey! FAGGOTS!!! Yeah all of you motherfuckers FUCK YOU!!!" or something in alternate way but the the meaning of message should be caught immediately. Try to stay alive. 
  7. Burn out your finger-tips by some caustic/alkali and go to the police office. Say them "I have lost my memory in horrible accident". Doctors will diagnose plural traumas, haematomas and concussion of the brain.
  8. Ack like a mountebank - they couldn't prove anything. Say nothing on questions about your age, brothers/sisters, mother/father, about your accident happened. They will tired of fact-finding and there is every likelihood tgat after your aftertreatment  they will give up and will send you to resocialization course. And they will give you new ID. 
  9. Now you have the citizenship of the United States of America!
Congrats lucky cunt!

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Manifest of manager

  1. Always get the full story before making a decision.
  2. It's incredibly easy to 'flip the switch' and start writing people off after a few bad experiences. Resist at all costs. You were bumbling once too. You made poor decisions. You learn and grow, and so does everybody else.
  3. Sweep up the crumbs. Wipe the tables. Turn off the lights. Plug the holes that need plugging—even if it's menial, even if nobody will know you did it. Do it in service of the product, the company, and this wondrous, magical thing you are all building together.
  4. Recognize you can't do everything. Close your eyes, fall backwards, and learn to trust.
  5. Clearly, there is a more efficient way to do the things you do. How? Ponder that on your daily drive home.
  6. Figure out which people rely on you and how you can help them be self-sufficient. You may feel important having a monopoly on salmon provisions, but if the whole village learns how to fish, it'll free you up to do something else. Like figuring out how to grow wheat. Or how to domesticate those cute wolf-pups.
  7. Don't say anything if it's not actually contributing to the discussion. Your voice is not so melodious that it absolutely must be heard.
  8. Making the best decision is not as important as putting in the right processes to ensure that the best decisions get made.
  9. Dole out thanks and encouragement like you dole out opinions.
  10. Above all, this: never, ever get in the way. It's better to twiddle your thumbs and squint up at the clouds than to obstruct progress for the sake of that stupid, childish thing called ego.

Thursday, July 24, 2014

Information about BMW car by VIN code

This russian site provide information about BMW automotive car fro free. It's not an advertise. But let that helpful link be here :)