- Enroll in any State College/State University. I recommend you to get to know about is your major strategy significant for the united states empire :)
- Try not to be fired even though till the end of send year of studying.
- Join Work&Travel program
- When you are in the United States try to shift away to an disclosed location laying the piec of paper with note "I can't take this like anymore"
- Using hobo, petrol and bourbon - Imitate your death. Now there is no possibility to identify you. And then...
- Go to the near bikers bar and shout loudly: "Hey! FAGGOTS!!! Yeah all of you motherfuckers FUCK YOU!!!" or something in alternate way but the the meaning of message should be caught immediately. Try to stay alive.
- Burn out your finger-tips by some caustic/alkali and go to the police office. Say them "I have lost my memory in horrible accident". Doctors will diagnose plural traumas, haematomas and concussion of the brain.
- Ack like a mountebank - they couldn't prove anything. Say nothing on questions about your age, brothers/sisters, mother/father, about your accident happened. They will tired of fact-finding and there is every likelihood tgat after your aftertreatment they will give up and will send you to resocialization course. And they will give you new ID.
- Now you have the citizenship of the United States of America!
Congrats lucky cunt!
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