Friday, November 14, 2014

Easy way to emigrate in USA


  1. Enroll in any State College/State University. I recommend you to get to know about is your major strategy significant for the united states empire :)
  2. Try not to be fired even though till the end of send year of studying. 
  3. Join Work&Travel program
  4. When you are in the United States try to shift away to an disclosed location laying the piec of paper with note "I can't take this like anymore"
  5. Using hobo, petrol and bourbon - Imitate your death. Now there is no possibility to identify you. And then...
  6.  Go to the near bikers bar and shout loudly: "Hey! FAGGOTS!!! Yeah all of you motherfuckers FUCK YOU!!!" or something in alternate way but the the meaning of message should be caught immediately. Try to stay alive. 
  7. Burn out your finger-tips by some caustic/alkali and go to the police office. Say them "I have lost my memory in horrible accident". Doctors will diagnose plural traumas, haematomas and concussion of the brain.
  8. Ack like a mountebank - they couldn't prove anything. Say nothing on questions about your age, brothers/sisters, mother/father, about your accident happened. They will tired of fact-finding and there is every likelihood tgat after your aftertreatment  they will give up and will send you to resocialization course. And they will give you new ID. 
  9. Now you have the citizenship of the United States of America!
Congrats lucky cunt!

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