An interesting flash game agario

Hey, guys!
I've found an interesting game. Look it here.

Also they have an application for your android smartphone in Google Play market.

Happy New Year 2015

Happy New Year, guys!

This holidays I am going to watch old (since 1987) series of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon.

Happy holidays.

The Bird signing the Scorpions song

Just found again old-old flash clip where a little bird singing the song.

Children's letters to Satan

Humorous page on The New Yourker.

Humorous packages :)

There are a lot's of funny packages for goods.

More pictures are here.

William S. Burroughs

Have your ever heard about William Lee? In 1951 he made a home party with his friends. He expect one guest will buy his gun but the expected person did not come. William with his wife decide to have a fun in front of their friends in Wilgelm Tell style. His wife Joanne set a cup on her head. William Burroughs made a mistake and has killed her by first shoot.

Easy way to emigrate in USA

1. Enroll in any State College/State University. I recommend you to get to know about is your major strategy significant for the united states empire :)
   
2. Try not to be fired even though till the end of send year of studying. 
   
3. Join Work&Travel program
4. When you are in the United States try to shift away to an disclosed location laying the piec of paper with note "I can't take this like anymore"
5. Using hobo, petrol and bourbon - Imitate your death. Now there is no possibility to identify you. And then...
6.  Go to the near bikers bar and shout loudly: "Hey! FAGGOTS!!! Yeah all of you motherfuckers FUCK YOU!!!" or something in alternate way but the the meaning of message should be caught immediately. Try to stay alive. 
7. Burn out your finger-tips by some caustic/alkali and go to the police office. Say them "I have lost my memory in horrible accident". Doctors will diagnose plural traumas, haematomas and concussion of the brain.
8. Ack like a mountebank - they couldn't prove anything. Say nothing on questions about your age, brothers/sisters, mother/father, about your accident happened. They will tired of fact-finding and there is every likelihood tgat after your aftertreatment  they will give up and will send you to resocialization course. And they will give you new ID. 
   
9. Now you have the citizenship of the United States of America!

Congrats lucky cunt!

I don't like to post such pictures in blog but...

... but I found there pictures awesome!

Women are must be obeyed! :-)

see more photos.

Why you should cede a sit in public transport

Just a few photos

and that's why you should do the subj :-)

When you haven't enough money for vacation on the beach

There are some enthusiasts in Russia who make a sea in their flat. 

It's wonderful what a pressure was on the floor if the water-mass density is 1 tonn/m^3 

More photos here.

Acronyms

AFAICT: as far as I can tell
AFAIK: as far as I know

ASAP: as soon as possible
e.g.: (latin) for example
FWIW: for what it's worth
IANAL: I am not a lawyer
IIRC: if I recall/remember correctly
IIUC: if I understand correctly
IMO: in my opinion
IMHO: in my honest opinion
IOW: in other words
i.e.: (latin) in other words
nit: short for "nitpick"; refers to a trivial suggestion such as style issues
PSA: public service announcement
WRT: with respect to

PTAL: Please take a[nother] look
TBR: To be reviewed
ToT: Tip of Tree
WIP: Work In Progress

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Manifest of manager

1. Always get the full story before making a decision.
2. It's incredibly easy to 'flip the switch' and start writing people off after a few bad experiences. Resist at all costs. You were bumbling once too. You made poor decisions. You learn and grow, and so does everybody else.
3. Sweep up the crumbs. Wipe the tables. Turn off the lights. Plug the holes that need plugging—even if it's menial, even if nobody will know you did it. Do it in service of the product, the company, and this wondrous, magical thing you are all building together.
4. Recognize you can't do everything. Close your eyes, fall backwards, and learn to trust.
5. Clearly, there is a more efficient way to do the things you do. How? Ponder that on your daily drive home.
6. Figure out which people rely on you and how you can help them be self-sufficient. You may feel important having a monopoly on salmon provisions, but if the whole village learns how to fish, it'll free you up to do something else. Like figuring out how to grow wheat. Or how to domesticate those cute wolf-pups.
7. Don't say anything if it's not actually contributing to the discussion. Your voice is not so melodious that it absolutely must be heard.
8. Making the best decision is not as important as putting in the right processes to ensure that the best decisions get made.
9. Dole out thanks and encouragement like you dole out opinions.
10. Above all, this: never, ever get in the way. It's better to twiddle your thumbs and squint up at the clouds than to obstruct progress for the sake of that stupid, childish thing called ego.

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Graduated MBA

This year I've graduated MBA program.

So recently I've found a good article on FT.com

1. Do go in with an open mind. Whether you want it or not, your life and way of thinking will be transformed from this experience
2. Don’t assume that everyone will pull their weight in group work. They won’t and you can’t go running to your professors trying to get people kicked out of your group for non-performance. Part of the learning of an MBA is perfecting conflict resolution and interpersonal skills
3. Do remember that you can’t be the best student/wife/employee/friend at the same time. Remember that early, it will save you a lot of hassle
4. Don’t forget to network! I tried to keep in contact with as many people as possible from our introduction week. If possible, start taking advantage of your alumni network early
5. Do use your programme as a platform to test ideas and think outside the box
6. Don’t be afraid share your ideas and passions and be controversial at times. Just remember to be respectful
7. Do plan a huge trip when you finish. My husband and I went to Athens, Madrid and Rome and it was amazing, but the best part was having so many friends and family join us
8. Don’t forget about your friends and family. They are your support through this and will still be there when it is all over to congratulate you
9. Do remember that you won’t use absolutely everything you learn in your MBA during your career. Take the important pieces from it. For me, it was strategy, organisational behaviour and some finance
10. Don’t think that finishing your MBA is the beginning of the rest of your life. It is a step in the right direction but you have so much to still achieve. Take time to think about what you truly want to do. The goals you started with may have changed. That’s perfectly ok.

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Guilty Conscience

A day ago when my girlfriend fucked up ps3 and when I ask for explanation I started hearing voices of Slim Shady and Dr. Dre like in Guilty Conscience track lol O_o

Adulthood vs. Childhood

You need to drop off one. I gave up the "adulthood"

Hakuna Matata

Comon! Sing with me! :)

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Information about BMW car by VIN code

This russian site provide information about BMW automotive car fro free. It's not an advertise. But let that helpful link be here :) 

The Expert (video)

Sometimes my life at work looks like at this video

Say "NO!" to PowerPoint presentations

About six months ago, a group of physicists in the U.S. working on the Large Hadron Collider addressed a problem they've been having for a while: Whenever they had meetings, everyone stuck to the prepared slides and couldn't really answer questions that weren't immediately relevant to what was on the screen. Read more...

Drunk asleep

He should not fall asleep near hilarious "frineds"